Time warp!

Once upon a time, there was a little embryo growing inside of a mama. Now this embryo loved to drink milk, drink v8 splash, and suck as much energy as possible from mama. One day, this embryo went to sleep and didn't wake up until 2 days later. Why? Do you ask? Because they fell into a TIME WARP! It was soooo cool. I just got back from an excursion that was so unique and marvelous, I just had to tell you about it. I am still shaking from the excitement. I was sleeping away, when all of a sudden, a huge hole opened up. It sucked me inside. There I was falling for a really long time, swirling and swinging around and watching my siblings swirl around me. Did you know how much fun it is to put your arms in the air as you fall down! It is so cool! The amnio fluid swirling around you. The colon passing you by as you looking into the deep red pockets of the small intestine! Oh the sweet whisperings of mama's heart! It was so cool.

As I fell, I got closer and closer to something blue and brighter than anything I had ever seen. Turns out, it was mama's sock! I got closer to it, then slowed down and started to go in reverse. Slowing when, after a while, I finally got back home. I woke up and, now after relating this story to you, I start to realize what happened: I fell out of bed while sleeping and got stuck in my brother's bungee cord! I definitely need to talk to him when I get out of here.

-beta