Thursday, February 5, 2015

Sleep master beta "B"

That's right, just call me sleep master beta "B"! Ever since I saw the potential in my arms, I figured I needed to step up my training! I called my brother's trainer to see if he would be willing to train me, but he was called away to fight some battle with an Aasgardian or something, who kows what that is. Anyways, he told me about some people and I am happy to say, I have found my new trainer. He is a new person on the block, but boy does he know his stuff. My biceps are the size of a blastocyst. Very exciting. With all this training, I need a lot of energy, so I re-ran the electric that I had just done and found another power cell, previously untapped. It was marked "momma's backup energy". Good thing I can't read because this new energy is helping me grow like crazy. I hope to reach blueberry size by Sunday! 

I have noticed, however, that momma seems to not move as often as she did before I started training. I hope she is doing well. I made sure to tape down her sleep button, so that when I train, I don't accidentally kick it. Well, off to train!

-beta

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