So I have decided that I really don't like soft drinks or soda as some might call it. Did you know that whenever mama drinks soda, it tickles my nose? Yeah, there I was minding my own business, when all of a sudden, a funny sensation took over on the front of my face. This tingling sensation that makes new want to just rip my nose off my face. But here is the real torture: my arms aren't long enough to scratch my nose! Oh the horror and the nastiness that is Coca-Cola! In order to combat the sensation, I do the only thing that I can: I pull the nausea cord! But you know what happens then? Yeah, mama drinks for soda to combat the nausea. It is a wicked web we interweave!
Yesterday was a good day. Mama and I got to visit some kids and they had all sorts of fun toys. I recently found a camera still attached to mama's belly button. It was labeled UMBCam. I attached to it, and now I can see everything clearly. Did you know Daddy walks funny? Yeah, he walks like a mitochondria with an enlarged cristae. Yeah, he's funny looking.
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