I did it! I am the size of a kidney bean! And, I also finally fit into my jeans. The tail is almost gone. Do you know how many ab crunches you have to do to get rid of a tail? Yeah, a lot. I am constantly moving and trying to get rid of this tail. I also am starting to feel something in my throat growing towards the middle of my chest. For the past little bit, I have felt two distinct things growing in my chest, I looked it up on the wifi and they are my lungs.
So yesterday, I had a run in with my brother. Here I was just minding my own business when, wham! He smacked mama's belly and I got the worst of it. He is so gonna get thrown up on when I get out of here. The rivalry begins! What will the Beta do? Only the Mama knows! Da-da-dum!
-beta
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