*Sniff*, I didn't get to go!

Today, it is with heavy heart that I am writing to you from my home. I was set to go on a cruise, but it turns out, I couldn't go. When the bus showed up, they wouldn't let me on. Something about being to big to fit on the bus. I am devastated. Do you know how much work went into preparing for this cruise?! I mean just the number of suitcases required would have filled that bus. I even stocked up on lemon meringue pie and other favorites of mine, but, nevertheless, I couldn't go. Sad. Sad Beta!

I guess I will just have to enjoy the sunny days with Mama and my siblings. I like the sun. I love how it feels on Mama's tummy. I like the feel of just floating and enjoying the breeze. Ok, maybe not the breeze, since I can't let it in. I tried once. I followed the UMBCam all the way to its source, but I couldn't open the port hole. You would think that they should have an emergency escape hatch or something like that, but I guess Mama doesn't want me getting out when I shouldn't. I don't blame her. I'm cute! So without further ado, I present, for your viewing pleasure, a selfie!

As you can see, I have a very cute and pointed nose. My chiseled jaw comes from my Father. Can you see my finger nails? I have worked on those for weeks. My round little back side. Finally, I didn't want to take a picture until my Eyes moved to the front of head. You see I now look like a normal person!  I am sooooo ready for my close up! Do you think I should have this laminated? Maybe a 8x11 Glossy.  Anyways, I sent a copy along with a resume to my agent, hopefully they will find something for me when I get out of here.

-Beta