Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Scaffolding - an open letter to mama

Dear Mama,
  I have had a little bit of a hard time over the last few days. As you know, I am remodeling in here, and that requires a lot of scaffolding. I am raising the roof, moving walls out and just generally making the place mine. It has come to my attention, however, that the position that you know as "bent over" just doesn't fit with my plans. Every time you bend over, you are squishing my scaffolding and it almost breaks entirely. I am sorry if I have caused any discomfort, but the only way to let you know is the nausea cord labeled by my brother. Please, if you could, could you not move for the next 9 months?

Thank you, 
Beta

P. S. - we're almost out of milk

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