Eee-Kea or Eye-Kea... How do I order this goodness?

Today, we went to a store that was called Eye-kea or Eeee-Kea. Mama called it the first, Daddy called it the latter, but you know what? That doesn't matter, I think I know what to decorate with. Such a cool Store. Did you know that they have a solar lamp? Yeah, I ordered one. When it gets here I am going to install it on mama's belly button. Should bring some needed light into the house. 

I'm turning six weeks tomorrow. I am so excited. My dermatologist says my endoderm is coming along quite nicely, I should start to develop quite quickly here soon. Anyways, I need to get to bed now, see you in a few hours!

-beta

Hidden Secret

When you have a secret to tell someone, you sometimes get a little excited and it is all you can do to simply not tell someone. When you are the secret however, you pretty much get to watch people and have fun with them. Yesterday, my new sister was told that she was being adopted. I am SO excited to let her and my brother know that I am in here, so much so, I got WAY too excited and had to crash! I think I want to liken myself to s shark! Or maybe "a piranha" as the girl in finding nemo my say.

I can see it now, swimming around inside of mama, and then, as one of my siblings places their heads on her stomach: pow! It attack. I have been studying up on them, and I will perfect many moves. I will lay in wait until the perfect moment, until I have seen all that I can, without any eyes, which I hope to grow in a few months. Did I mention, my mesoderm is overtaking my ectoderm? Yeah sounds like a personal problem. So need to get some anchovies!

-beta

Scaffolding - an open letter to mama

Dear Mama,

  I have had a little bit of a hard time over the last few days. As you know, I am remodeling in here, and that requires a lot of scaffolding. I am raising the roof, moving walls out and just generally making the place mine. It has come to my attention, however, that the position that you know as "bent over" just doesn't fit with my plans. Every time you bend over, you are squishing my scaffolding and it almost breaks entirely. I am sorry if I have caused any discomfort, but the only way to let you know is the nausea cord labeled by my brother. Please, if you could, could you not move for the next 9 months?

Thank you, 

Beta

P. S. - we're almost out of milk

Milk Crisis

We. Don't. Have. Any. Milk! 

Ok people, this is serious. I had to have mama call daddy home a little early from work to just make a run to Costco for some milk. The crisis is averted for now, but realize, there is a two day countdown to the next crisis.

On a side note, I am opening a new charity, it's called M-eta, Milk for Beta. I will take any cash donation, milk, or as it so happens I really like fresh squeezed lemonade. Remember, it takes a village to raise a child, or an entire fan following to grow a fetus.

-beta

Shopping!

Momma and I went on an excursion today. We left the house with my brother and went to a store in the wall, at least that's what a woman said: Wall-Mart. Anyways, I have started renovating the house. I wanted to push some of the walls out and do some remodeling. Turns out, that makes Momma, a little uncomfortable. The contractor let me know there are some good bones to the house, and that my brother had done some remodeling done as well. We could so add onto what he had done, so, that's what we are going to do.

So because of the remodeling, I decided that we needed to go shopping. I had heard about this but doing it is SSOOOOO much more fun! Did you know you get a whole lot of clothes and get to try them on? I am thinking maybe I will try on one of those purple moo-moos I saw on a woman being interviewed on the TV. She said something about a train and a lot of wind, I think that would be really fun! Anyways, really tired, so gonna hit the hay, until later for my hourly milk run.

-beta

Up!

So I was tidying up after lunch, when I found some fabric sticking out from a closet. I don't remember having cleaned that closet, so I went to investigate. I found this awesome machine that had a light fabric hung over the top of a basket, and a movie a long side of it named "Up!". So I watched the movie. It was sad at the beginning, but the dogs made me laugh. Once I saw the house take off from the ground, I knew what I had found: my brother's hot air balloon. Time for a spin.

I took great care to lay the material out. I made sure everything was out of the way. I found this canister of gas on the ground next to the balloon. As I turned it on, the balloon expanded. But you know what? No flame. It never lit, but the balloon expanded and started to rise a little. It then sink back down. There was a hole. For the rest of the day I kept fixing holes only to find another. Eventually, I got up, but I didn't mind the holes. After a while I eventually started to sound like the dog in Up. High pitched squeaking. It made me laugh so much.

Last night, however, as I was in the air, I overheard mama talking about needing to find some clothes she had. I don't know why, but she could borrow some of mine if she wants. I'll just see if I can get my balloon up and out, so I can deliver them to her. It might take a while. I'll just keep trying over and over until I get out!

-beta

The Derm-atologist

Yesterday was a fun trip down the nasal slide. I took A ton of pictures but after downloading them to my server, I couldn't find them. It turns out when the Internet says "server" it doesn't mean how you get food. The umbilical cord doesn't work for digital download. Hopefully I can get my computer here quickly, surfing on my phone just isn't viable without thumbs or A voice for Siri. It was a fun trip, I came out on this beautiful vista. It was dark, it was very bright, and there was this HUGE person. I think it was daddy. I tried taking a picture of him, but mamma moved and all I got was a picture of the roof of the nose. But Oh what fun as I slid down again back home! I will definitely do that again!

I need to setup an appointment with my dermatologist because I am developing three derms, I affectionately call them my ectoderm, mesoderm, and endoderm. The ectoderm is the smart one! It keeps growing and I can feel it starting to control me. The mesoderm is just kind of there, not doing much at he moment. I really connect with the endoderm, literally! That's where I tried downloading via the umbilical cord!

So as I said, I need to make an appointment, I want to make sure my derms are functioning right. I will have mamma call on Monday! Today, I am just going to keep drinking my milk! Did you know that I placed an order for a gallon in just one day? I am so glad mommy and daddy have a Costco membership, so gonna be using that for milk. Which reminds me, I need to go place an order for Tuesday!

- Beta

Says-a-me!

So I have finally finished moving in. Cleaned everything up, the which took a lot of de-stinkifying, but I am now moved in. I am NOW the size of a sesame seed! I'm filling out quite quickly now that mama is getting me the milk I wanted. I am so grateful my brother labeled things in here. He wrote everywhere! "Bater was here!" But he also wrote labels saying "for food, pull here" or "trampoline" and other things. I don't know what a trampoline is, but I definitely look forward to using it in the future!

I have to tell you, I opened the fridge this morning and low and behold, rotten eggs! It was the most foul and disgusting stench I had ever smelled! Ok, let's be honest, I can't entirely smell, and it was probably the first one I have come across, but sitill, I couldn't have it around! So naturally, threw the eggs out and opened a window. I heard daddy holding his breath while mamma just kept complaining of the stench! Glad that is done.

Well, gotta go, I am going to take a hike down a path labeled "nasal slide" don't know what I will find, but will take pictures!

- beta

Settling down

All day yesterday I had the opportunity to look around and explore my new home. Did you know, when you are the size of a poppyseed you can go just about anywhere?

I found a mess and it took me all day to clean it up. I didn't even know that mama's tummy could get this dirty. However, I am grateful my brother left me some of the take out menus. But you know what: I Want MILK!!! I wonder if I could go swimming in it? Do you think I could fill the pool with it? Definitely going to check it out. Now if only they could deliver milk? So need to go to Costco!

- Beta

Disgusting!

Well, can you believe it?! Here I am just moving in, when as I open the door I find...it is a mess in here. I need to teach my brother a lesson in being clean! Well I need to cleanup because, yes you guessed it, I'm coming!

As my brother said before me:
#!/bin/ruby

puts 'Hello World!'

Outputs:
Hello World!